Friday, June 26, 2009

June 25, 2009

June 25, 2009. 

A sad day in the history of music, pop culture, and our society. On this day, the world mourns many things: the death of Michael Jackson, a pop legend, the death of Farrah Fawcett, an icon, a corrupt democracy in Iran, the deaths caused by war in the Middle East. Many say the deaths of celebrities overshadow the real issues of war and death that happens every day. True, people die every day:mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, husbands, wives, and dear friends. And each passing warrants mourning and grieving. But what made today so shocking for our nation, and millions around the world, was the passing of a legendary era. A beautiful woman who changed the face of Hollywood icons and the King of Pop represented a generation that existed from the 70's and 80's. With their tragic passing, we are forced to look at the huge milestones of the past: Charlie's Angels, the Jackson Five, Thriller, the celebrity quirks of the 90's and early 2000's.  A time when an iconic pinup poster had class and taste-a blonde bombshell in a simple one-piece bathing suit with a dazzling smile-before Internet pornography left nothing to the imagination. A time when not just anybody could become a pop star, before pop music was oversexed and overhyped, dripping with sexual connotations and double-entendres. 


Generation X loses two of its great icons today. At the same time, a war continues in Iraq, Iran calls for a just government, and America sinks deeper into financial recession. True, the deaths of these celebrities overshadow important issues of the day, but the world's problems will not be solved in a day. These problems will continue for years to come. In fact, one might argue that the passing of these legendary celebrities only highlights the problems our world is facing. Time stops for no one: not pop icons, not the legendary King of Pop, nor the government of Iran, or you, or me. As Generation X mourns the loss of two famed symbols of their time, it is clear, now more than ever, that the world is changing Everyone will remember today where they were when the heard the news of this great loss. It is a reminder that life is precious, a blessing to be savored and never taken for granted. No one is immune to death, whether it is ordinary people or celebrities. We leave the world with nothing but our legacy, great or small, we must leave something behind. Some leave iconic posters, some sell millions of records, others leave memories that are no less powerful or important, such as a wife leaving a note in her husband's lunch, a weekly phone call from a friend, an inside joke, a warm embrace. The world seems like a sad place today, but it is a day where new leaders and legends will be created as we mourn the loss of Michael Jackson and countless others. 

 

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Welcome to the Jungle, Spencer Pratt

My favorite topic of the day is celebrity douchebags, and there is none greater than Spencer Pratt. So you can imagine my happiness at hearing about the release of his rap video as part of his promotion of the show I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here on NBC.

In the video, Pratt bounces around like a wanna-be gangster version of the Crocodile Hunter (with a strategic placement of a snake slithering close to his crotch: classy move, Mr. Pratt, nice innuendo) as his attention-whore wife Heidi dances in the background winking shamelessly at the camera. It's what would happen if Animal Planet meets Daisy of Love/Tool Academy (On a side note,VH1, you used to have such quality programming. Can we replace stuff like New York Gets a Job with Pop Up Video pleeeeasse? Thanks.) With lyrics like " MTV made me President rich," "Its Spencer Pratt and I'm Twittering you back," and "My money is attached to me just like my wedding ring" Pratt shows that a)he is out of touch with reality and b)he can't rhyme. He is also has the least street cred of any person to ever rap (I'm talking to you Vanilla Ice) and that's saying a lot. Also, someone needs to tell Heidi to stop bouncing around in the background trying to look like video vixen Barbie. These two just show how obssessed people in society have become with fame; they are willing to look like complete idiots to stay famous; either way I'm sure they're laughing their way to the bank.